Thursday, May 29, 2008

Diary Entry

Dear Diary,
I found Abbey and Noah in the ocean today still on the little tin dinghy. I got on the boat for Tropical Rescue with my dad. Grandpa Bobby. It turns out he is not dead and he has been in Florida for a little bit "spying" on our lives. I was so happy and thrilled to see him. After Noah and Abbey nailed Mr. Muleman Dusty went to his lawyers and was able to re-pen the Coral Queen and only had to pay a one thousand dollar fee. Of course I was furious so about this so I punched a few holes in the door and fracture six of my ten knuckles an was in two giant casts.
Still mad about Dusty having his boat reopened it turns out somebody had burned it down. Early in the morning the cops came to my house thinking I was the person that did it. I obviously didn't do it because I could barley move with two giant casts. Luckily my wife told the detective about this and I was free. Later we found out in the newspaper that Jasper Jr. lit is own dad's boat on fire by accident. He was parting with his friends the night of the reopening and found a box of fireworks.
My life is back to normal now and we are not having any horrible problems and the the other night my whole family saw the green flash.

-Paine

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